February 2013
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December 2012
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anonynaila:
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mello-dramatic:
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
THIS IS THE BEST POST
I HAVE EVER SEEN
EVER
they really do mean everyone
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November 2012
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October 2012
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I don’t know why I’m letting it get to me. Wearing his favorite perfume for women, making sure my hair is smoothed out and tangle free, wearing the cute bra that makes my boobs perky..and nothing. I get nothing. I just want him to notice it and like it and buy me flowers damn it
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September 2012
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I get miffed about the smallest things, but sometimes it’s the smallest things that mean the most.
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Generation Y.
Receptionist: Don't you feel like your generation is just lazy?
Me: Lazy? I'd say apathetic.
Receptionist: Isn't it the same?
Me: No. My generation is criticized and toiled with, and I don't see why not - just turn on the TV and watch what they're feeding us. But my generation is not lazy. My generation fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. My generation fought for womens rights in a fury that hadn't been seen since the 19th Amendment. My generation got our first black President elected. My generation fought for Gay rights for the first time in American history. And with all that, we are apathetic, and that's because things aren't going to be better for us down the road. We are the first generation expected to make less than our parents. We are the first generation to see America lost its status as a super power. We've lived through the worst economic times since the Great Depression, and are forced to take out thousands of dollars in student loans at the same time, all while our college degrees slowly turn into a highschool diploma. We've done plenty, and expect nothing. So no, I wouldn't say we're lazy, just apathetic.
I wish there was a slightly altered British version of this xD
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“It is disgusting. We are told to love sex but never masturbate or fool around....”
– plucifer [marchen] (via hannahscissorhands)
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i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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adriofthedead:
billthesetite:
adriofthedead:
bananakittywho:
where can I uninstall my period
you need to install “fertilized egg” first
don’t you know that shit will damage your hardware
fuck that noise
dude i was told that was actually malware
shit takes like nine months to process and even then you gotta take it to a PC doctor to uninstall it
funnily enough I’ve heard that a...
